Erm, can you please be excited?

I was on The Guardian looking at articles and I found this article about Juno's screenwriter Diablo Cody talking about her new iPhone and technology and honestly, Juno is one of the best movies that I have ever watched in my entire life and it is just so amazing like the script is just so good and so eccentric even. I can never get enough of it. The last time I watched it was when it came out so that was a long time ago but yesterday, in world issues, Mr.Smajda who was next door teaching physics played Juno and since our classes are connected by revolving doors, there was quite a decent gap for me to peek into his class and I did that and listened to the characters talk and honestly, the script is really good.

Anyways, Diablo Cody, who is awesome, was talking about an iPhone and my best friend just got an iPhone. like seriously. A real life iPhone that works. That you can put in your hand and search the web and listen to music and text and everything in the world really. And we were both very very excited and like you know how if you have incoming messages, your inbox would be like a list of the received messages but in the iPhone, it is a whole conversation of like speech bubbles and like one text message is one speech bubble and honestly, that was just the coolest thing ever. And there's like a built in iPod of about four million GBs and that was just so not fair.

And it doesn't really make sense even because she used to have an iPod mini and I had an iPod nano 2nd generation so my iPod trumped her iPod but now she has an iPhone. AAAAA. just what happened to the hierarchical order of normal life? She just jumped over me in 2 seconds to the top of the world. oh goodness.

But its' fine because her joy is my joy and we are both very excited that she has an iPhone and we are determined to be the best iPhone users in the entire world. Yappers.

I held that thing in my hand. But that is not my hand. But i really did held that awesometastic piece of wonderful technology in my hand.